We finally learn more about Dr. Lauren Lewis, a.k.a. Karen Beattie, a.k.a. The Stealer of Lesbian Hearts Everywhere.
Hey, look at that, everyone finally remembers that the lead character of this whole damn show actually exists. And they’re really sorry they forgot her. Whew, because it would have been strange to have to rename the show. Though, I will say, Lost Hotpants has an undeniably enticing ring to it.
Whether you’re Team Valkubus, Team Doccubus, or Team Whoever Ali Liebert’s Lost Girl Character is Going to Be, one thing we can all agree on is that we’re Team Anna Silk. Did you vote for her in the AfterEllen Hot 100 this year?
After climbing in fully clothed (and armed), she is overcome by the warm suds and confesses. To her, Bo is perfect. And her wasted heart will love Bo – until she has to look her in her eyes and deliver her as a bounty to her mystery employer. But then maybe Bo really is perfect. Her eyes are both brown and blue. Her heart is both strong and gentle. She is virtuous, yet a succubus. She shouldn’t even be real, but she is. Poor, poor Valkyrie. Sometimes when she likes someone, she has to make her go away.