Now that those pesky holidays are over we can get back to the business of television! Loads of your favorite lesbian/bi shows are getting ready to return in a major way, so we thought we’d put together a handy cheat sheet to help you not miss a minute. Below are the premiere dates for upcoming shows featuring gay ladies (with our AfterEllen Twitter hasthtags — so you can tweet along with us! — in parentheses).
Two and a Half Men – Jan 2 (#2Men1Lez)
Dracula – Jan 3
Pretty Little Liars – Jan 7 (#BooRadleyVanCullen)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – Jan 7 (#Superqueeros)
Chicago Fire – Jan 7 (#ShaycagoFire)
Super Fun Night – Jan 8
White Collar – Jan 9
The Fosters – Jan 13 (#GaydyBunch)
Shameless – Jan 12
Lost Girl (SyFy) – Jan 13
Hollywood Game Night – Jan 20
Black Sails – Jan 25
House of Cards – Feb 14
Glee – Feb 25 (#GaySharks)
Rizzoli & Isles – Feb 25 (#Gayzzoli)
Grey’s Anatomy – Feb 27 (#GreysGays)
Once Upon a Time – March 9 (#Queerytales)
Orphan Black – April 19 (#Clonesbians)
Orange Is the New Black - Spring 2014
Defiance – June 2014
Arizona and Callie are West Winging it, walking down halls and talking. Things are still a bit frosty, especially with Callie tries to get out of April’s shower (I get it Callie, it was a terrible movie). They both walk past Leah who bids them hello in her best, professional not-at-all-heartbroken way. Stephanie and Jo give her props for keeping it together, when she clearly wants to scream right there at the nurses station.
While Calzona try to mend fences, things between Mer and Cristina get frosty.
We sorted every (magical) lesbian/bi TV character in the history of the world into Hogwarts houses because we love you.