"Learn how to speak Whale clearly and fluently from the world’s foremost expert on the whale language, Ellen DeGeneres."
Ellen and Portia: Always in Style.
We sorted every (magical) lesbian/bi TV character in the history of the world into Hogwarts houses because we love you.
"I don’t have children, I don’t want children. The only time I want children is before I do a talk show."
Kate McKinnon as Ellen! Perfect.