I’m very happy to be here tonight for GLAAD. Of course, GLAAD is an acronym for “Gays and Lesbians Who Couldn’t Get Tickets For Coachella.”
I heard that Betty White is here. Betty White is here. [to Betty] I didn’t know you were gay. Welcome, Sister. That’s wonderful.
This is the largest award show honoring LGBT people in the media except for the Oscars, the Tonys and the Emmys. I think all of us being here tonight proves one thing — it proves that it’s possible to have a gay awards show not hosted by Neil Patrick Harris.