Hey, Dutch girl, why don’t you go stick your finger in a dyke. I’m sure you can find one over near the plus-size denim.
The girls didn’t really Brokeback each other too much this episode. Though I was pulling for the pill at the bottom of Max’s purse to be ecstasy so she’d start stroking Caroline’s hair. But there was an extended sequence where Max offered to rouge her boobs for Caroline and Caroline tried to get Max to look into her “purse.” So if we’re following our earlier purse metaphor, those two are well on their way to adopting a kitten together and naming it “Rachel Maddow.” - Dorothy Snarker
Well, well, well. Seems our broke girls are back to being brokeback for each other. Not only does Max offer to give up her $500 from the drug trail to her LLBFF, she comes out in the episode as Caroline’s registered emotional companion. And there’s also the thing where Caroline crawls into Max’s bed in the middle of the night and they hold hands. - Dorothy Snarker