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Go Go Gala red carpet: Melissa Etheridge and Linda Wallem talk lesbian sex in "Game of Thrones"

Tonight’s headliner is Melissa Etheridge, the lesbianest of lesbian singers, who has lived out-and-proud since “out-and-proud” was a hip term to use. I also grabbed some insight about Hollywood and gays from insider Adam Shankman before falling medium in adoration with Melissa’s fiancee, Linda Wallem, a powerful producer who seemed genuinely thrilled to meet another member of the dyke coven out and about in Hollywood. After 15 or so events where I have to ask straight people about gay people in Hollywood, it’s enchanting to ask a gay woman about gay people in Hollywood. Finally, I meet 2 Broke Girls star Beth Behrs and learn the writers room is filled with lesbians because lesbians are funnier than everyone else, myself included.

Oh, 2 Broke Girls, I will miss you and all of your gratuitous boob grabbing this summer. I really, really will.

Hey, Dutch girl, why don’t you go stick your finger in a dyke. I’m sure you can find one over near the plus-size denim.

Gay Girl’s Goggles: “2 Broke Girls” SnapCap (1.22) – “And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough”

The girls didn’t really Brokeback each other too much this episode. Though I was pulling for the pill at the bottom of Max’s purse to be ecstasy so she’d start stroking Caroline’s hair. But there was an extended sequence where Max offered to rouge her boobs for Caroline and Caroline tried to get Max to look into her “purse.” So if we’re following our earlier purse metaphor, those two are well on their way to adopting a kitten together and naming it “Rachel Maddow.” - Dorothy Snarker

Gay Girl’s Goggles: “2 Broke Girls” SnapCap (1.21) – “And the Messy Purse Smackdown”

Well, well, well. Seems our broke girls are back to being brokeback for each other. Not only does Max offer to give up her $500 from the drug trail to her LLBFF, she comes out in the episode as Caroline’s registered emotional companion. And there’s also the thing where Caroline crawls into Max’s bed in the middle of the night and they hold hands. - Dorothy Snarker

Gay Girl’s Goggles: “2 Broke Girls” SnapCap (1.20) – “And the Drug Money”