My Vhelton headcanon, as a teen drama series::
AfterElton: The very sweet gay fashionista, who insists on dressing his family. Not because they can’t dress themselves, but because he just can’t help himself. Everybody loves him, except the occassional in-the-closet homophobic straight guy. (So yeh. Kurt Hummel, basically)
AfterEllen: AfterElton’s big sister. She’d take that homophobic straight guy who was mean to her little bro, pretend to date him, and then dump him for his hot sister, because Fuck You. She’s awesome and badass (like Xena), and probably spearheads most of the girls’ sports teams at school.
MTV: He was cool in the 90s, but then reality kicked in. Now, he’s a little grade 9 kid in High School and it’s time to pull those pants up a little and learn that you no longer follow the crowd to be cool, you just do your own thing and people will love you for it. He occassionally makes some good descisions, but should really listen better to the advice of his older siblings.
VH1: The cool rocker guy. He used to date EW, but after an on-off relationship, the ‘off’ was made permenant because VH1 met AfterElton and EW couldn’t compete with love at first sight. VH1 plays guitar and probably secretly composes cheesy lovesongs to AfterElton in his spare time.
EW: She’s pretty and popular, the girl who isn’t well-liked, but who everyone wants to be. She tries her best, but soon she’ll need to learn that it doesn’t matter how big her boobs are, it isn’t the look that counts anymore, but the thought pattern and the openmindedness. Maybe she is very openminded, but is just a little bitter that AfterElton stole her boyfriend? She can’t do anything about that though, cause then AfterEllen would have something to say about it.
But come on. How hot would an EW/AfterEllen catfight be?
I’ve obviously put wayyyy too much thought into this.
My money is on AfterEllen in a catfight, because Big Sis is awesome. And I’m a sucker for a cheesy love song.
Don’t be too hard on MTV, they did give us Sterek, which is something we all love.
We’re not even trying to hear what EW is talking about, and she’s the only other woman in the room!
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